Sniff that, me hearties? That's the smell of a freshly scrubbed poopdeck, a new coat of whitewash on the fo'castle and the removal of some of our more surly elements in the crew.
AVAST from the The Heart O' The Mission, this captain's new vessel. It's been a long time, I know. I've received alot of emails from you of the more patronizing humor that chided me for not updating anything for a month, and alls I have to say is, if you knew what a move it was, you'd have forgiven me. Suffice to the ship is ready to launch again, and with it, lots of more and exciting new ridiuclous things will be surfacing in these brackish waters shortly.
As a precursor to things to come, after only 8 months, I've gotten completely sick and embarrassed by my portfolio site, so I'm redoing it yet again, and this time, finally, I think I have figured out what exactly I want it to be and what I want it to convey: preferably not "assymertical, unprofessional doofus", which what I feel it conveys now. So I threw together a mock up, below.
What say ye, masters?
p.s: Yeah, yeah, I know I missed this.
But that's so last year. I'm personally prepping for International Talk Like A NeoCon Day. Right, freedom-haters?